A little girl went to a store
With her mother.
Which dress would you like,
Asked the mother.
The cool stripey one,
Replied her daughter with glee, please Mum!
Oh, don't you like the green one,
Said her mother, it's such a nice colour.
The little girl tried on the green dress
To please her mother.
It was such a nightmarish colour.
And it made her look fat.
Her mother bought her the dress,
Plus some shoes that made her look
Like King Henry the Eighth.
Oh dear.
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