The Proper Way To Deal With A Spider

     First, fetch a cup.  Put the cup gently over the spider.  Next slide a slip of paper under the cup and hold firmly in place.  Transport the spider to the door and kindly request the help of a parent in opening the door.  Throw the spider out of the door.  The spider won't mind this a bit.  It will be just like coming down to the ground from a spiderweb, for the spider.  Next, the parent should lock the door behind the spider.  The spider will love you for being so kind and not stepping on it.  Lastly, thank your parent.