Once Upon A Time There Was A Potter

      Once upon a time there was a big potter with a big, bad attitude problem.  She had her quirks, dear.  She lived upon an island and kept pigs.  Once a year she went carolling.  Apart from that she didn't do much and people looked down on her, thinking she hasn't much money and what does she know.  But she thought she had the most exciting life of the lot.  After all, she had a lot of enemies.  They used to come after her and try to get her, but she always got away in time.  She was basically a good-hearted person underneath it all and was warned of danger.  Somehow she was always saved.