God's Joke

     Last night as I was lying awake, I was wondering what to do to get back to sleep.  I got up and read Robinson Crusoe for a few pages, then dipped into my favourite book The Observer's Book of British Grasses and of course the Bible.  Then I wondered what should I do next when a voice in my head, God I thought, said, "What about a little dancing?"  He knows I love to dance, but three o'clock in the morning is not the time.