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   Once upon a time there was an old lady who had been married but was now divorced and who lived in what she called a chalet where she lived on takings from odd jobs when she could get them as well as her disability pension and spousal maintenance.  She had no money for things like shoes you think, but yes she did and she made do with cheap shoes and hats to make things look sparkly.  She had no money to go to the hairdresser but she made it up to herself and went out for lunch each month.  Her children went to visit her from time to time and there was joy all around when they did.