I have just finished having an argument with God. My first one, as I remember. It went something like this:
Me (whiningly): God, can I have another can opener? (as I fractiously opened a can in a not very efficient manner, leaving it half unopened, nearly, because the can opener doesn't work).
God's reply: You haven't even thanked me for this one.
Me (fractiously): Thank You very much for this useless can opener.
God's reply: Well, it is better than nothing.
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