She's My Sister

     Should you happen to meet someone who's old enough to be your mother, children dear, who's tall, who plays African drums and a didgeridoo, who sky-dives, who doesn't froth at the mouth if you ask her to swim but rather dives right in and scuba dives, who doesn't dance '50s only but wins at contests in '50s jiving and jitterbugging, she's my sister.  Be nice to her please, she's had a hard life.