Mental Asylum Life

     When you go to a mental asylum, the one thing you must not do is dance.  If you should leap up and do a jig, one of kind people overseeing you would immediately come to your side and give you some more medication to sedate you, saying something about you getting "worked up".  Most people in mental asylums don't even brush their teeth, and it's no wonder with no dancing allowed.  I'll bet with bands and dancing two nights a week, people would soon be brushing their teeth and rinsing with mouthwash, and would be out in days instead of years.