Disturbed Sleep

     When I was first married, I used to disturb my husband's sleep to tell him about the history of England, until we had been married about six months.  After this time my knowledge of England's history ran out and he no longer had to listen to my ramblings about, say, King Henry VIII and his six wives at 2 o'clock in the morning, and was able to get more rest.  I did all this to teach him what a clever wife he had.