The King lit a cigarette.
The Queen said, "Put it out!"
The King said, "Shan't."
The Queen said, "Oh, no,
We're not going to bicker
About whether you can smoke
Or I shall have to talk to God
About what you'll have for dinner."
God said, "Nothing, if he doesn't
Want to listen to you, you think,
But I want him to eat and
To smoke too if he wants to
Don't you think? No, " said God
"Smoking is illegal in Heaven
Tell 'im to go and eat by himself
If he smokes in a meal."
Tiddley pom.
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