I imagined King Garlic went to General Conference
And sat with all the other dignitaries
And heard from the prophet and other church leaders
How to live for the next six months, my dearies.
He learned the new age for male missionaries
Was eighteen, and nineteen for young ladies
Who wish to serve missions,
As there was a good report from elders
Who served at eighteen in a few select countries.
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